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A Felon's Recipe for Martha Stewart: Scrub Toilets With Gusto

TOILET R. Foster Winans — who did time for misdeeds while an employee at The Wall Street Journal — advises Martha Stewart not to pay someone else to do her prison tasks. "Immerse yourself in humility. It's good for the soul."

Additional advice: "Offer to host or appear on 'Saturday Night Live.' Your situation, in the context of all the horrible things that can happen to people, is a tempest in a teaspoon. Poke fun at yourself."



Posted by Raymond Tomlin at March 13, 2004 8:40 PM in Media

   

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Poor Martha... she'll be eaten alive in jail.

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