Justin Cheats, Britney Droops

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Justin Cheats on Cameron, and We All Weep


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You’ve heard about it elsewhere, but VanRamblings has the naughty pictures and the whole salacious story (courtesy of Olde Blighty’s News of the World), all for you.
According to Britain’s favourite scandal rag, former ’NSYNC member and current pop prince Justin Timberlake spent two sizzling nights with model Lucy Clarkson (pictured to your right), while Justin’s girlfriend, Cameron Diaz, was 5,000 miles away in Los Angeles playing domestic goddess.
Still and all, according to the voluptuous Lucy Clarkson, neither she nor he scored …

“I kept saying to him that I wasn’t ready and he kept asking me why. I told him we didn’t have condoms. But it was obvious he was desperate to make love.”


For more on Justin’s boob fetish, take a moment to read the whole romantic, silly, virtually chaste, rock ’n roll story … here.
Star’s Gone From Superbabe To Wreck of the Month


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Sure, they call her the Princess of Pop, the blonde babe whose sexy videos are as memorable as her catchy singles.
But just four months before her wedding, Britney Spears’ drop-dead gorgeous looks seemed to, well, have dropped dead.
At 22, riddled with spots, the once sleek and chiseled Britney now has a double chin, puffy eyes, droopy boobs and wrinkles.
The whole sordid story is available here. Read it and weep.